Thespian lowlights also include Stephen Dorff, the world's worst actor, chewing the scenery as a shoot-first antagonist, and party girl Tara Reid, the world's worst actress, as a "brilliant anthropologist" (according to the press kit) who delivers lines such as, "Hey, guys, come over and look at this!," with all the passion of a coed witnessing an upchucking classmate at a frat-house kegger. "Just because you can't see something," [Edward Carnby] tells a bystander, "doesn't mean it can't kill you." Nope, but you sure can smell it, as movie audiences quickly sniffed out this loser (a pitiful $2.5 million in its opening weekend) and simply didn't want to be caught killing time Alone in the Dark.

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