Are you suffering from partisanitis, the fatigue syndrome that afflicts many Americans in the aftermath of a big election? Tired of all that yammering about yellow-dog liberals, rock-ribbed conservatives, lily-livered centrists and the spineless spinners of the mainstream media?

We've got the perfect cure: a healthy dose of volunteerism, just in time for the holidays. The great thing about volunteerism, once you get beyond the lousy pay, is the absence of political persuasion. Helping someone else is the ultimate nonpartisan endeavor.