OK, BUT ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOBODY AROUND? . . . A couple stripped down and engaged in sexual relations in front of their office window in Oldham, England, at 10:30 in the morning. They wrongly assumed that nobody on the street could see them because the window was slightly frosted. Au contraire. About 20 people gathered to watch and cheered them on as they went at it for nearly half an hour. A policeman finally went in and told them to stop.

OH, SORRY, WE THOUGHT YOU MEANT US . . . When police conducted a drug raid on a trailer in a park in Salina, Kan., two youths in the trailer next door thought they were the ones being raided, so they started throwing their drugs out the back window. Police, who had surrounded the other trailer, noticed this. Arrests resulted.